It is acceptable to eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

i hope so




Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh

when i die i better become a dog

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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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This is the dumbest thing I’ve EVER read. Is this really how feminists plan to “teach men not I rape” because it seems like a rapist isn’t going to give a single fuck if you just tell them to “remember not to rape”

It’s satire, and at least ten years old. It’s pointing out the idiocy of the “teach men not to rape” phrase with obvious, heavy handed sarcasm. How people still manage to take this seriously baffles me. People are some dense motherfuckers.

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He tried to change his name.

Idiot. Dude just blew his own made up story.

Is this the cop that killed him?


nopee, but good job on the vigilante “justice” tumblr.

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you still want to travel to
you could not take a camera with you.❞

a question of appropriation, nayyirah waheed  (via stouhbeirut)

no i wouldn’t lmfao im not going anywhere if i cant take pictures bye i take pictures when i go to the toilet like please stop with this bullshit its too much for me that people take this seriously

(via versaria)

would you still want to 





you could not bring your “enter” key with you

(via lord-kitschener)

would you still use



if everything

you typed


stupid bullshit?

(Source: nayyirahwaheed, via demisnowflake-deactivated201408)

"Your eyes are so hypnotizing." - majesticphantom


How sexy is your name?


Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

1130 with 5 letters…

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I don't feel THAT sexy...
megan fox gb

That receptionist was the best part of ASM1

(Source: garfieldsource, via marvelmovies)

because she's hot and that movie is terrible

Production DesignAlien (1979)

by Michael Seymour

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1) “Normal” is the definition of “common”. 
2) Heterosexuality is normal (and common, and the default) because the only purpose for being alive, is to reproduce, ie: being a heterosexual mammal.
3) If being heterosexual wasn’t the norm, the human race would have died out eons ago because we are obviously (thanks to the infinite number of examples on this very website, and human history) unable to work through our petty differences before we start killing each other.

i forgive you for being a confused 13 year old who wants attention